Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Kids of all ages will love this collection of dinosaur jokes – yes, that includes you Dad.

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Grimlock, from the popular Transformers animated series, is an Autobot that transforms into a powerful Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Did You Know…

The word dinosaur comes from the Greek language and means ‘terrible lizard’.

The US state of Wyoming lists the Triceratops as its state dinosaur and the state of Colorado lists the Stegosaurus as its state dinosaur.

Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who’s on time?
A: A Pronto-saurus.

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
A: It’s tricera-bottom

Q: Why did the Ankylosaurus catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird.

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore

Q: What is a T. Rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight (ate!)

Q: Why did the dinosaur get into the bed?
A: Because he was tired.

Q: How many eyes does Tyrannosaurus Rex have?
A: None (the words have no letter “i” in it)

Q: What is it called when dinosaurs get into car accidents?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

Q: What type of dinosaur exercises too much?
A: I’m-so-saurus

Q: Where do dinosaurs shop for games?
A: Toysaurus (toys-r-us)

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off

Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q: What’s the best way to communicate with a velociraptor?
A: Long distance

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: Stegosnorus

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
A: A dino-bore

Q: Which dinosaur sleeps all day?
A: The dino-snore

Mother: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Father: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Mother: I don’t want a dinosaur – I just want the money.

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Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because they never take baths

Bob: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Sally: Put an ad in the newspaper.
Bob: What good would that do – my dinosaur can’t read.


Q: Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Q: What do Triceratops eat on camping trips?
A: Dino-smores.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never quits?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

Q: What do you call a T-Rex in a cowboy hat?
A: T-Tex

Q: Which dinosaur comes from Denver?
A: A Bronco-saurus

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?
A: A Dino-mite

Q: When can a dinosaur get under an umbrella and stay dry?
A: When it’s not raining

Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a building?
A: Any kind because buildings can’t jump.

Q: What does a T-Rex eat?
A: Anything it wants

Q: How does a T-Rex smell?
A: It smells yucky!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a raspberry patch?
A: Raspberry jam

Q: What time is it when a dinosaur sits in your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed.

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after eating a duck?
A: Down in the mouth

Q: Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
A: There weren’t any

Q: What’s as huge as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: It’s shadow

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Q: What happened after the dinosaur took the school bus home?
A: He had to bring it back.

Q: What do you name a one-legged dinosaur?
A: Eileen

Father: Why are you crying?
Son: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby sister.
Father: That’s no reason to cry…
Son: Yes it is – nobody would trade me for her!

Q: Which was the scariest pre-historic animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl